Breasts, Boobs & Tits

BREASTS, BOOBS & TITS

Truth be told, majority of guys will take a girl with a future over that with a past.. If her behind is flat as a planking board, but the boozams are to die for, we wont mind.. but a girl with a flat chest, nah ah, there we got a problem, matter fact,she looks awfully awkward if she got a big-fat-ass, and mosquito bites on the chest….
but i’m writting this to argue about front or back, i’m here to tackle the front, i want to give my 2cents on the difference between breasts/boobs/tits.. in my opinion, they are not the same, wat i call a breast, i never call a tit, nor call it a boob..

BREASTS
For me whenever someone mentions the word BREASTS, i think of KFC!! PERIOD!! nothing sexual comes to mind at all.. 69 is sexuall, banana is sexuall, handshake is sexuall, but say the word BREASTS, & i get a craving for a KFC streetwise 2, with an extra piece and a coke on the side..
Another feeling that comes to mind when i think of BREASTS is “comfort”, let me explain…
BREASTS are the type that are nicely rounded onto a girl, most of the time, they are not too big, or too small, they are just right, in actual fact, they are just perfect.. you look at breasts and think “if only i could lay head there all day, it will be total bliss”..
When yu look at breasts you think in sexuall terms, when yu see a girl with breasts, yu are never sexually attracted to her.. most of the girls with BREASTS are the ones that we have as buddies, the type of girl yu share a bed the whole night, nothing happens & in the morning yu dont feel the need to revoke your man card, the ride or die pals that give yu pity sex after yu get dumbed, but no feelings are caught the next day..
other people that also have BREASTS are our sister, mother, cousins and aunts.. those are the females with BREASTS (unless yu from a tribe that encourage sexual relationships within the family, than maybe yu wont know what i mean)..
When you see breasts, you get that feeling yu got as a baby sucking on ur mother’s BREASTS, and that where the feeling of comfort comes from..
WE ALL NEED FEMALES WITH BREASTS IN OUR LIVES!!!

BOOBS
this one is obvious, its a give away in the name even.. just remove the “Bs” and the “S”, and what do yu get “OO”…
Its very rare for a guy to turn down a girl with BOOBS, its what commercial media sells to us as the best asset on any girl.. in modern society, if a girl is blessed facial features and has a set of BOOBS, she can get away with any crime..
BOOBS are the type that you notice from a mile away, and for some reason, they just can never seem to fit into the clothes (or is it the bra, i have no idea which), they always wanna be popping out..
now when it comes to BOOBS, there are two types of BOOBS.. You get the Level 1 BOOBS aka “Pine-Apples”.. which are a nice pair of round and firm boozams that always stay nice and comfortably in clothing, but somehow are still plucking out, allowing that top smooth and glittering part to show..
Its almost close to impossible to say “NO” to a girl with Pine-Apples, matter fact, few men can tell tales of them turning down a girl with Pine-Apples, you have a better chance of reaching the top of Mount Everest… Pine-Apples have a hypnotizing effect on their own… Most guys will tell yu that they prefer a girl with Pine-Apples, thats the perfect ripe size..
But than you get Level 2 BOOBS aka,” Watermelons” aka Porn-Star-Boobs.. Watermelons are basically just a bigger size of Pine-Apples, this are the typ of BOOBS that get us guys into trouble, you know, when we taking a stroll with our girlfriends, and a girl with Watermelons is walking from the opposite direction, and we try and steal a few glimpses without getting caught, yep, those are Watermelons..
In my experience i have found that all girls with Watermelons are so aware of the power of the watermelons, they abuse the power they posses… they intentionally always make sure that guys around them are glued into their Watermelons at all times, even when we are with our girlfriends.. and they get an extra thrill from watching you tryna steal sneak peaks..
Majority of infedility cases have involved a girl with Watermelons, so ladies, if you know whats best for you, keep us guys away from your friends with Level 2 BOOBS.

TITS
Let me not even beat around the bush, personally, i’m a TITS person, I LOVE TITS..
I LOVE TITS because they just fit right in your hands. They are never too big, or too small, they are just ripe, i mean right.. When you place your hands on boozams and it feels like you just inserted the key into the ignition of a BMW 745, then you are dealing with a pair of TITS
The problem with TITS on most ocassion thou, you never know that a girl has TITS until you got her naked.. .. A girl with TITS ussually looks like she got Pine-Apples, or she got “Bosquito Bites” depending if she knows how to dress herself.. especially the since majority of girls with TITS would rather prefer they had Pine-Apples, they use all this wonder-bras and toilet paper things to up their level…
The right TITS on the right girl goes far.. they are unfortunately not for everyone.. When a girl has TITS, she gotta have a certain attitude for the TITS to work for her, or she’ll end up being a reject, girls that are not facially blessed with TITS are also at a disadvantage..

Mosquito-Bites & Flabber-Jackers
At the bottom of the pool, you get Mosquito-Bites.. Few things are as sad as super-slender-hot looking girl with Mosquito-Bites on her chest.. the image is just beyond sad.. In my own experienced, i’ve crushed on a girl with Mosquito-Bites, and i decided to “friendzone” her instead, coz truth be told, hugging her alone feels like hugging a guy with long hair that smells good.. **shrugs**
Then you get Flabber-Jackers aka Granny-Boobs … i don think i need to say more on this except that maybe Mosquito-Bites are not so bad after all…

so there yu have it, BREASTS, BOOBS & TITS!!!!

DISCLAIMER: Opinions expressed on this post are not necessary of the male species, but personal opinions of the writer.

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